The result of all this is that what we call Early Modern, Elizabethan, Shakepearean, or simply Period English produced some of the greatest poetry in the history of the language, and allowed for an atmosphere of boisterous public discourse.
Most western languages have two forms of the pronoun "you," a familiar and a formal. German has "du" and "Sie," French has "tu" and "vous." Only English today has but one form of "you."
But it was not always so.
English used to have two forms of "you." "You" was the formal, and "thou" was the informal. Over the centuries, we dropped the informal form, and came to rely on the formal form alone. Our first task is to restore "thou" to its place in the language.
"But wait," you say, "'Thou' sounds so formal to me. Now you're telling me it's informal? What are you smoking!?" I promise, I'm utterly sober. "Thou" sounds formal to us because the only time we ever hear it is in church, which is a formal setting, and in Shakespeare, which is considered high-culture. Trust me, it's informal.
Make sure you check your answers against the Great Chain. If you are unsure about any of the answers, ask me. Be sure to include your character's occupation and social status in your e-mail.
Similarly, "thou" has three forms: "thou," "thee," and "thy."
A final note, just to add a bit more confusion: "thy" and "my" have two forms, "thy" and "thine," and "my and "mine." Use "thy" and "my" when the next word begins with a consonant, as in "thy pear" or "my horse." Use "thine" and "mine" at the end of a sentence, or when the next word begins with a vowel, as in "thine apple," "mine elephant," "it is thine" or "the fault is mine." This is the same rule you apply to "a" and "an." Confused yet? Try the following:
Exercise: Fill in the blanks in the following sentences:
Simply put, conjugation is adding endings to verbs to match certain pronouns. We do this in Modern English all the time:
I | play |
you | play |
he/she/it | plays |
we | play |
you | play |
they | play |
In Early Modern English, there are only a few slight changes:
I | play |
thou | playest |
he/she/it | playeth |
we | play |
you | play |
they | play |
Also, the "he/she/it" form of the verb changes its ending from "-s" to the famous "-eth."
Memory hint: "He" begins with "h" and "-eth" ends with "h."
That's about it for conjugation. The rest is just practice.
Exercise: Conjugate the following verbs:
There are some other contractions that can be used, however:
Exercise: Rewrite the following, using Period contractions wherever possible:
Seriously, the "Dreaded O-and-K" is a big problem. It reminds the patrons that we are actors, when we want them to forget that very fact. But how to eliminate such a useful phrase? I suggest substituting a Period term, such as "'tis well," "most well," "very well," "goodly then," or even "all right." Any of these will serve the purpose and maintain the illusion. We all slip from time to time, so don't beat yourself up when you do. Just be aware of your mistake and resolve to do better in the future.
There are a few other modern-sounding words to avoid: the word "fun" (use "merriment" or "merry" as a replacement), the phrase "you guys," and all "-up" expressions ("put up," "clean up," or especially "shut up").
Exercise: Transform the following sentences into their negative counterparts:
In Period English, we include the understood subject in the actual sentence, directly following the verb. Thus, "Give me that" becomes "Give you me that," or "Give thou that unto me," depending on whom you are speaking to.
Exercise: Add the subject into the following:
"I will go to the privies." | becomes | "I will take me to the privies." |
"He went to court." | becomes | "He betook him to court." |
"She drank an ale." | becomes | "She drank her an ale." |
Exercise: Give reflexive verions of the following:
The dog barked loudly all night long.
Now, we can flip the words about in a number of different ways.
Aye, my lord, I will most readily follow you.
Nay, thou rogue, thou wilt not have my purse!
To the King: "Your Majesty, I pray you pardon me. I surely meant no harm."
To a beggar: "Prithee, begone! Thy stench offendeth me."
Exercise: Substitute "pray" or "prithee" for "please" as appropriate.
"Give it to me." | becomes | "Give it me." |
"I will show it to thee." | becomes | "I will show it thee." |
"We find it to our liking." | becomes | "We do find it to our liking." |
"Thou playest well." | becomes | "Thou dost play well." |
"He hath a fine leg." | becomes | "He doth have a fine leg." |
Exercise: Add "do" to the following sentences:
"more lovely" | becomes | "more lovelier" |
"most gentle" | becomes | "most gentlest" |
"more kindness" | becomes | "more better kindness" |
What follows is a huge list of suffixes (plus the one prefix) that you can use for this technique. Pick at least three or four that sound good to you, and work them into your speech. You can use them individually, or combine them in whatever way falls nicely on your ear. Don't worry too much about the technical rules. Remember, Period English is pretty loose in the rules department, so it's really more about what sounds good!
Affix: | What it does: | Example: |
be- | This is the only prefix in the bunch. It is often used with reflexive verbs. | "The whiskey was bestrewn about the room." "She did bepick her a goodly apple." |
-ment | A suffix used to make a verb into a noun. This is often used with "be-". | "There was great bemournment at the death of the Lady." |
-ify | A suffix used to make a verb sound more Period. | "We must needs bowify to the Queen." |
-some | A suffix used to make an adjective sound more Period. | "The uglisome hag was convinced of her beauty." |
-ification | Another suffix used to make a verb into a noun. | "Our rejoicification did reach unto the heavens." |
-ificarious | A suffix used to make a noun into an adjective. | "His quickificarious walking earned him a post as a messenger." |
-iferous | Another suffix used to make a noun into an adjective. | "His woodiferous face ne're changes expression." |
-ificariousness | A suffix used to make a noun, adverb, or adjective into a noun. | "Her beautificariousness blinded every man in the room." |
-ful | A suffix used to make a noun, adverb, or adjective into an adjective. | "My blueful cloak is much coveted." |
-ly | A suffix used to make an adjective into an adverb. | "She was feeling greenly." |
-lysome | A suffix used to make an adjective sound more Period. | "His smoothlisome speech was disdained by the wenches." |
-liness | Another suffix used to make an adjective, noun, or an adverb sound more Period. | "Thy rudliness shall provoke a duel." |
-ulent | A suffix used to make a noun or an adjective into an adjective. | "His twigulent arms had but little strength." |
-issitude | A suffix used to make an adjective into a noun. | "His stupidissitude was rivaled only by that of the village idiot." |
-iculous | Another suffix used to make an adjective sound more Period. | "Her blondiculous tresses were the envy of the court." |
Exercise: Take the lyrics to your favorite popular song, and re-write them, using as much florification as you like.
"The dog barked all night" can become:
"That most foul cur, whose coat is lined with fleas, as the field of battle is lined with fighting men, did give forth with such a clamor that Luna herself was forced to stop her very ears for the entire duration of Hyperion's rest."
Here we have an extreme example, weighing in at 44 words. However, it does illustrate two very important principles. First, the use of simile, the comparison of two objects using "like" or "as." In this case, the dog's coat is compared to a battlefield. Second, the use of classical metaphor - "Hyperion's rest" for night, and "Luna" for the moon. Let it be said that if you embroider as much as this, you may have a hard time being understood, but even a small amount of embellishment can go a long way towards convincing the patrons that you are of a different time.
Exercise: Embroider the following sentences. Use a minimum of twelve words per sentence and as many of the dialect techniques above as you can.
A proper farewell is also useful. Remember, this is the last thing the patrons will hear from you, so it is always good to leave them with a Period phrase in their ears!
Pick a greeting and a farewell for your character. You can use one of the above, or create one that reflects your character's profession (for example, a tavern maid might open conversation with "'Tis a good day for drinkin'").
The other swearing technique is to arrive at a suitible oath based on your character. For example, a tailor might swear thusly: "Pins and needles!" or "Pins to you!"
By the way, most women don't swear much, other than by their virtue or maidenhead.
Now that you have all these tools, pick the ones that best suit your character. Have fun with the language, and remember, why use three words when thirty will do just as well?
Exercise: Write two letters in your character's voice (if your character cannot write, imagine he or she is dictating to a scribe). The first should be a love letter, addressed to the person, place or thing that your character most adores. The second should be a "loathe letter" to that which your character most detests.
Another great way to sharpen your dialect skills is to play Games of Wit.
Still having trouble? Try reading Shakespeare aloud. This will help to get the feel of the words into your head. Who knows? You might even find yourself speaking in verse!
In the interest of giving credit where credit is due, all of the English dialects (except for Pirate) presented here are based on the work of Katheryn Aaronson. All non-English dialects are based on the work of David Allen Stern. Much better versions of Mr. Stern's work are available in his series, Acting With an Accent. If anyone knows of published works by Ms Aaronson, please let me know.
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A Shakespearean Grammar - This is rather academic in tone but it is a great comparison of Modern and Period Syntax.
Glossary - from the "Surfing With the Bard" site. Lots of neat Period words to pepper your speech with. Pick five that your character can use. The rest of the site is pretty cool, too!
Elizabethan Names - Stuck for a good Period name for your character? This is the place!